The Return of Christian (and smoothies)
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I didn't believe in horoscopes that much until I read mine this week. It said, "an Aries will tend to start something with great passion, but is then easily distracted and will move on to something else." This basically sums up my experience with blogging.
THIS SHALL CHANGE, THOUGH! I'll actually start writing and posting this year... it's my November resolution (whoever said resolutions are for January was a major dweeb). With college applications coming to a close and Cross Country season ending....TIS THE SEASON OF THE INTERNET. The best time to buy boatloads of German chocolate and watch British Youtubers and read blogs every day after school.
But anywho....
Here are some pictures from 7 months ago describing how to make a super healthy strawberry-banana smoothie. Nom. Nom. Nom. (If I can make this anyone can....however I didn't exactly "finish it"... you'll see).
STEP ONE: Select your strawberries and cut them up.
STEP TWO: Put the strawberries in a blender/blender like object.
STEP THREE: Select your bananas (they should be frozen).
STEP FOUR: Chop them up and toss them in with the strawberries.
STEP FIVE: Get some super fly almond milk.
STEP SIX: You can guess. Pour in enough almond milk to reach halfway on the fruit.
STEP SEVEN: Blend and serve!
OR FAIL JUST LIKE ME LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL no not funny.
STEP EIGHT: Serve with whatever dignity you have left.
WOAH IT'S LIKE TOTALLY A SMOOTHIE!
Until next time.
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